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American Hell - Drawing Conclusions in Black and White

#1 It was hot
#2 She Knew It Was Over
#3 A Leopard Never Changes
#4 The First Day She Didn’t

#5 Loneliness
#6 An Embarrassment of Amenities
#7 The Early Bird
#8 Time To Move On

#9 Technical Staff
#10 At That Precise Moment
#11 A Balanced Life
#12 You Could Drive A Bus

#13 When It Came To Reading
#14 We’d Still Be Married
#15 She Waited An Eternity
#16 He Was On Auto-Pilot Brushing His Teeth

#17 It Was When She Said
#18 She Really Annoys Me
#19 Yes She Had Dumped Him
#20 Janet Really Loved Her Husband

#21 She Always Thought Of Him Fondly
#22 Stalking For Harold
#23 Twelve Months Of Waiting To Kiss Her
#24 She Believed He Was Scared Of Her

#25 Language Is Evolving
#26 James Was Tired Of Searching Dating Sites
#27 A Sad List Of Websites
#28 His Mother Was Wrong About Peter

#29 I Love You Because You’ve Nothing
#30 He Had Presence, Poise, And Grace
#31 Jake Hadn’t Told Her He Was Really A Fish
#32 Pauline Knew Today Was Going To Be A Great Day

#33 In A Genuine Attempt At Consolation
#34 It Was Because He Thought She Would Like It
#35 Seymour Ignored Her
#36 Concerned About His Smile

#37 Thomas Really Wanted To Know
#38 Once Again Clarence Won Big on eBay
#39 Without Fail Every Time Lester Would Choose Concepta
#40 Epitaph

#41 He Knew Niamh Was Upset With Him
#42 Colm Sympathized With His Mother’s Complaints
#43 Tobias Decided He Would Go On Walks With Her
#44 Young Methuselah Waited

#45 Well, Since 11:30, Stephen Was Thinking
#46 Of Course I Love You, Bernard Said
#47 When Róisín Convinced David
#48 Charles Loved Wilhelmina’s Smile

#49 Markie Didn’t Consider It Flirting
#50 Mildred Told Oliver She Was Only Joking
#51 After A Long Summer George Finally
#52 David Wasn’t The Youngest Man On The Block

#53 Mufasa Was Miserable When She Dumped Him
#54 Every Time Mikey Wet Himself
#55 Your Eyes Are Beautiful, Sheila Said
#56 Taking Nothing Else Into Account

#57 Because Josephine Didn’t Know Victor
#58 I’m A Beast In Bed
#59 Love Is Writing A Blog
#60 Quasimodo, Sasquatch, and BigFoot

#61 Nuala Never Earned The Reputation Of A Slut
#62 It Was An Unnecessary And Undersized Transplant
#63 With His Fantasies of Water
#64 Lance Loved Olive So Much

#65 Living Alone And Being Mad
#66 Cranford Felt Quite Vulnerable
#67 When Bibi Saw The Majesty of Esteban
#68 Harriet Admitted That She Was Only Using Willard

#69 Judith Did Like Some Weird Things
#70 Lose Those Unwanted Chunks
#71 Theodocious Really Wanted To Be A Serial Killer
#72 You Could At Least Pretend

#73 Henry Didn’t Mind Bridget Straightening His Pictures
#74 Once Bruno Saw The Sign
#75 But Why Didn’t You Tell Me?
#76 Cheryl Told Earl She Was Worried

#77 Vinnie Told Maureen He Liked A Laugh
#78 Pablo Never Paid His Share
#79 When Rebecca Spent Time
#80 When Bridgette Read Vladimir’s MySpace

#81 Hey Did You Get That Memo?
#82 Eamonn Watched Tayla-Rose Jogging
#83 Sitting In The Middle Seat Didn’t Bother Talulla
#84 Oh, Oh, Time Machine’s Broken

#85 When Esther Returned From The Store
#86 Hey ‘Chelle, Y’Know What’s Kinda Funny?
#87 Owen Left Catherine Because She Was Mad
#88 Dwayne Was Shocked To See Harold

#89 When Brent Listened To His Boss Scream
#90 As Much As Eddie The Janitor Danced
#91 It Wasn’t That Ervin Didn’t Trust His Mother
#92 It Wasn’t Until Katie’s Dreams

#93 Catherine Couldn’t Help Herself
#94 When Dexter Got His Exam Results
#95 Nikola Threatened Hughie
#96 Ian Began To Suspect His Wife

#97 On Medbh’s Left Ankle Was A Chinese Tattoo
#98 Theodore Missed His Partner So Much
#99 When Emeline Said She Didn’t
#100 Rejection Is Being Dropped

#101 You’ll Always Be A Good Memory
#102 When He Thought About What He Was Doing
#103 Long After They Broke Up
#104 Forever Unlucky In Affairs

#105 You Gave Me A Commitment
#106 You’ll Never Amount To Anything
#107 It Was Their First Christmas Together
#108 Sarah-Jane Just Wanted It To Be Like It Was

#109 Heather Should Have Known That She Wasn’t Compatible
#110 Rex Reckoned Women Wouldn’t
#111 Sharifa Thought Of A Night
#112 You Never Ask Me

#113 I Don’t Know What To Do Next
#114 Claude Didn’t Think
#115 Why Do You Love Me?
#116 Cosmo Was Tired Of Being Mocked

#117 All Her Life Deirdre Had Been Very Lucky
#118 It’s Not That I Don’t Love You
#119 Latisha Never Felt So Powerful
#120 Rita Was A Feminist With A Tendency To Hug

#121 After Rasher Admitted He Had An Affair

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