You could do the reverse of this using women and heels, not sure it would be as funny.
These cartoons of yours slay me. SLAY me!
Slay Slam, I mean Sam – I take it that’s a good thing?
Flirty, stop messing with my head.
Good and bad, Eolai. See I want to peruse your work sophisticatedly, perhaps raising an eyebrow in appreciation here and there, and maybe even wearing a black polo neck. But dammit if I don’t just lose it and guffaw. Cool me is slain. Guffawing, snorting me reigns.